The Ultimate Tricks For Keeping Your Kids Busy While You Get Busy

The Ultimate Tricks For Keeping Your Kids Busy While You Get Busy
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Being a Mom is great! Children are such a blessing and life is oh so beautiful with young people around....WE GET IT! Enough with the platitudes. Let's talk about one of those pesky issues that new moms seem to avoid: GETTING. IT. IN.

Just because you popped out a child doesn't mean you're closed for business. A girl's gotta eat, right? Ok ok. Enough with the crass language. What I'm trying to say is finding some Mommy/Daddy time can be quite difficult when you've got newborns and kids crawling/walking/running around. It's not like you can just hop in the sack whenever you want. 

But if you're feeling horny, fret not! Here are some fabulously frisky tips to make you and your hubby get what y'all need!

Movie Time

Pick a great kids' movie (Disney/Pixar is a great place to start). Ideally, the flick should be between 70 and 90 minutes. If it's too long, your kids may get antsy and come looking for you. But if it's too short, then you may not have time to get a good sex sesh in. Place a monitor in the TV room so you can still be responsible parents while doing the deed. 

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